monology: (I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DARKNESS)
Felix ([personal profile] monology) wrote2016-11-05 09:23 pm
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"Yo, Felix here. I'll get back to you when I can, if I feel like it."

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nockpoint: (there will be porn.) (➵ . . . . . fuck off)

he's a fucking siscon didnt you know https://youtu.be/V_lZitocCNM?t=29

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-02-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
A Mage. Or literally anyone who gets hired to do work according to certain terms.

[ he... doesn't remember felix's name, so maybe that will be a good tip off, eventually. ]

You haven't seen my arrows yet either. And you don't want to.

[ he picked swords because they were easier to control, less volatile as projectiles, and a lot more obviously dangerous. ]
monology: (ok but hear me out)

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A SISTER???

[personal profile] monology 2017-02-05 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just call him "you fucker" forever its fine he's used to that. Also technically he never knew Felix's name because that isn't his real name bucko. In any case, Felix frowns a moment before he remembers that they were fucking swords. Who throws swords.]

Ooh I'm so fucking scared, I bet you're gonna stab me with one like a knife since that's apparently your understanding of weapons, Archer. Seriously, it was so ridiculous I must've blocked it out.
[Shifting his stance and making a tiny huffing noise.]

And wizards are kind of totally made up where I'm from so don't act like I'm the idiot here. Anyone hired for combat related reasons is a mercenary.
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