Utopique: IC Inbox

[monology]

 

"Yo, Felix here. I'll get back to you when I can, if I feel like it."

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what on earth is your namefield now

[monology]

[Laure "Yariyumi jomes and shitposts" Lastname.

He'd be offended if he knew Archer could barely just remember him, luckily Archer doesn't talk nearly as much as Felix does, so we will never know.]

Yeah, it's the kind of person who saw you firing arrows at people literally two minutes ago. What the hell other kinds of jobs have contracts that would involve that?
[Honestly he raises a fair point.]

he's a fucking siscon didnt you know https://youtu.be/V_lZitocCNM?t=29

[nockpoint]

A Mage. Or literally anyone who gets hired to do work according to certain terms.

[ he... doesn't remember felix's name, so maybe that will be a good tip off, eventually. ]

You haven't seen my arrows yet either. And you don't want to.

[ he picked swords because they were easier to control, less volatile as projectiles, and a lot more obviously dangerous. ]

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A SISTER???

[monology]

[Just call him "you fucker" forever its fine he's used to that. Also technically he never knew Felix's name because that isn't his real name bucko. In any case, Felix frowns a moment before he remembers that they were fucking swords. Who throws swords.]

Ooh I'm so fucking scared, I bet you're gonna stab me with one like a knife since that's apparently your understanding of weapons, Archer. Seriously, it was so ridiculous I must've blocked it out.
[Shifting his stance and making a tiny huffing noise.]

And wizards are kind of totally made up where I'm from so don't act like I'm the idiot here. Anyone hired for combat related reasons is a mercenary.