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Felix ([personal profile] monology) wrote2016-11-05 09:23 pm

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"Yo, Felix here. I'll get back to you when I can, if I feel like it."

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nockpoint: UFOTABLE ; UBW. (➵ rin the magus has a posse)

fucking i dont know the november event i think

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-01-03 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ the sweetgum that slips past felix is small, with the small rounded ears of a mouse (or possibly a rat), a gun clutched in front of her chest as she makes to dart into the alleyway instead of risking the ire of this big man in the bigger armor. it's smart, and she doesn't need to waste time figuring out who's allied with who when there's a more important destination to make it to, front lines and all that shit.

she's got a big head start that shortens with every step, but she'll be free once she makes it past the loading dock and into the narrow space between two buildings on the other side. suck on that, tin can boy!!!!!










just kidding, because three fucking swords just launched out of nowhere (????) to bury themselves point first, six inches deep into solid brick right in the wall in front of her. one's almost right in front of her nose. hahaha... okay armed revolt and social justice are great but it's not worth this. LATER BINCH SHE'S GOING HOME.

look at that great starter, im amazing.

anyway, look up to where the swords came from, and you'll see your roof friend sitting on the edge of the building and looking pretty peeved. ]
nockpoint: (there will be porn.) (148)

nothing but quality, all day, every day here with laure

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-01-03 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately for felix... archer doesn't remember him well enough to recognize that voice. all he sees is a short mofo in armor. and he's being indiscriminatory about who he's keeping out of the perimeter he's set up around yukari: if they look like a combatant, they get a sword thrown at them.

as felix starts yelling at him, archer's tail (that beautiful, fluffy tail that's hanging down over the edge as well) begins to twitch, signaling that this annoyance might be precluding another volley of very sharp things very close to this guy. but we can bant. we haven't had a good bant in ages and its not like cu chulainn is here to pick a fight with so he can get the shit beat out of him. which is a terrible hobby but still his only relatively productive hobby.

so of course, he yells back. ]


I could pick something that explodes on impact for you instead, if that's more your style.

[ he won't stand up to pull out his bow just yet, but he does materialize a single sword in the air above his shoulder, the point angled in felix's general direction as it hovers in wait. binch i think that's a threat. ]
nockpoint: (there will be porn.) (➵ I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH)

a high quality dick in full resolution flames, tyvm

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-01-13 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ medea thought he was an ally too, and the swords he launched actually went through her so. maybe being archer's ally isn't such a good indicator of safety. but that's a different canonpoint, so i digress.

at felix's boasting about his armor, archer smirks. yes, it looks very solid, sure. but these are goddamn magic swords, bro. they cut through six inches of solid brick, and that wasn't even a real cut. it was just kind of an impalement thing. with kanshou, he could probably cut through that armor easier than a hot knife through butter. ]


I don't care what group you're in, you're three feet from the perimeter line I'm holding, and I promise you don't want to test that hypothesis about your armor.

[ a brief glance upwards distracts him, having seen a flicker of movement in one of the mirror's hes set up to have a full vantage point of every route to yukari, though he's satisfied its nothing he needs to intervene in just yet. ]
nockpoint: EXTRA CCC ; SPRITE. (➵ other... neutral face....)

im RUNNING OUT OF JOKES LEAVE ME ALONE

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-01-21 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe you should try being a cute girl in a short skirt instead of a cranky jerk and maybe he'll change how he acts!!!!! did you ever think of that!! ]

It's got nothing to do with this place. I'm just upholding my end of a contract.
nockpoint: MANGA ; ALL AROUND TYPE-MOON. (126)

youre not my real mom caitie!!!!!!!!!!!

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-01-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ you're still not cute (or cu) enough for him, sorry felix :( good attempt, though. ]

Looking for a job? This one's not meant for humans.

[ not yet, but the kinkshaming will happen. i promise. ]
nockpoint: MANGA ; ALL AROUND TYPE-MOON (137)

WATCH ME

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-01-26 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ STILL NOT CUTE ENOUGH. or not spear wielding dog man enough. you don't know his taste! and im going to run the "cu and emiya are fight boyfriends" joke into the ground until i die i dont give a fuck.

there's a long second where he has to piece two and two together, because it's been a while and i'd be lying if i said he gave most people he meets more than the minimum amount of attention or attempt to remember. they're just not important enough most of the time. but the proverbial lightbulb goes off soon enough, and archer just...

sighs. ]


There's a certain kind of person who hears the word "contract" and assumes the next thing to follow is "mercenary."
nockpoint: (there will be porn.) (➵ . . . . . fuck off)

he's a fucking siscon didnt you know https://youtu.be/V_lZitocCNM?t=29

[personal profile] nockpoint 2017-02-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
A Mage. Or literally anyone who gets hired to do work according to certain terms.

[ he... doesn't remember felix's name, so maybe that will be a good tip off, eventually. ]

You haven't seen my arrows yet either. And you don't want to.

[ he picked swords because they were easier to control, less volatile as projectiles, and a lot more obviously dangerous. ]