[Just call him "you fucker" forever its fine he's used to that. Also technically he never knew Felix's name because that isn't his real name bucko. In any case, Felix frowns a moment before he remembers that they were fucking swords. Who throws swords.]

Ooh I'm so fucking scared, I bet you're gonna stab me with one like a knife since that's apparently your understanding of weapons, Archer. Seriously, it was so ridiculous I must've blocked it out.
[Shifting his stance and making a tiny huffing noise.]

And wizards are kind of totally made up where I'm from so don't act like I'm the idiot here. Anyone hired for combat related reasons is a mercenary.